Is anyone else completely terrified by the concept that you could, someday, meet someone who actually genuinely wants to spend the rest of their life in love with you?
I’m sorry that I couldn’t get to you. Im sorry i wasted your time. im sorry If i made u uncomfortable. im sorry i didnt live up to ur standards. I’m sorry that I was never what you wanted. We may never know how things could’ve gone. I’m just glad to say that I tried; tried hard. You may have shattered all my walls, but it was a good thing. Now I know to build my walls with steel instead of glass.
remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york
i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze
i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks
i hate each and every single one of you all
let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys
here i’ll start
*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke
[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit
[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?