mathsturbation:

i am the shyest attention whore ever

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manticoreimaginary:

"I am a big girl. A voluptuous, curvy, dress-wearing lesbian. I love my body; it’s the only one I’ll ever have. I eat a lot of greens and work out and drink gin martinis and put M&Ms in my froyo and sometimes I don’t do anything but watch Project Runway. I am allowed to look sexy, feel sexy, and be in love. I am worthy of all of those things, and so are you. Own your good and bad, and all the scary parts that you’ve been covering up because it is yours and no amount of judgement can tell you how to love your body. In the words of Sonya Renee, the body is not an apology. You are magic.

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downunderirwin:

calum hood if he were a girl

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andrewgiggles:

cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers 

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People get tired of your sadness — Something I realized tnight (via benzobuttercup)

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5sos-au-meme:

Can you trade a piece of clothing with each other in 5 seconds?

fLAT HAIR

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snorlaxatives:

waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep

image

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pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

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honeymalum:

Ashton is the kind of boy where you can look at him for a minute and find a thousand things you like about him

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